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what sorcery is this
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if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
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lms if u get it :)))) only 90s kids will understand
how can it be a 90s kids joke if it has a character created in 2010
um excuse u but dough has been around since before you were born
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
i cnta breth what?
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
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